I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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