dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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