the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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