in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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