OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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