Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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