I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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