Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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