I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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