question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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