Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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