Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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