Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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