Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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