You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Success! We fucked roommates!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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