Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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