I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
well you can't waste a boner
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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