My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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