But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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