he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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