yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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