NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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