Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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