are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I seem to have left my pride at pride
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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