We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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