She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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