I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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