I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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