It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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