My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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