new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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