listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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