so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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