After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
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You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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