It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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