I don't think brook has ever known best
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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