You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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I could fuck to npr.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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