I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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