I don't usually arrange sex via text message
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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