He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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