I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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