apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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