I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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