just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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