I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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Terrible idea I love it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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