I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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