Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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