no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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