Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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