hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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